Christmas Crackers 7: Parish Magazine Howlers

Bertha Belch, a missionary home from Africa, will speak tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill St Anthony of Padua!

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again', giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing 'Break forth into joy'.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The ladies of the parish have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Low Self-Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.

The year-10s will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.